Saturday, November 17, 2007

Nothing But Cheeks

I had an all-day finance class today which was well attended at the local community center. Finance, how exciting is that so my eyes started wandering around the room to avoid yawning. Lo and behold, I spotted two butt cheeks of a woman a few rows ahead of me. I had to do a double and even a triple take to make sure I was seeing this correctly. Believe me, it wasn't pleasant.

My eyes wandered around to see if anyone else noticed too. I couldn't tell so I must've been the only "lucky" one. She was wearing one of those elastic pull-up pants so as she moved back onto the chair, her pants and underwear start to slip downward. After some time, she must have noticed a draft and she pulled her underwear back up, but not her pants. Right before we broke for lunch, I noticed her pants were now down to her thighs. She nonchalantly pulled it back on as she got up from her chair.

So, at this point, you would think she learned her lesson. NO! During the afternoon session this happened once more. Luckily, her underwear stayed on this time, but her pants slipped off again.

- AV

18 comments:

dot said...

That is so funny! You paint a vivid picture!

AVCR8TEUR said...

Thanks Dot. I wanted readers to experience what I saw. :P

Lynette said...

Holy mackeral! Hilarious. How you maintained your cool I haven't a clue! Thanks for the laughs and thanks for your comments at my blog--I'm so glad you've stopped to visit.

Andrea said...

That is funny....I hate to see butt crack. Disgusting.

AVCR8TEUR said...

Lynette, I didn't want to embarrass the woman so I kept very quiet and tried to concentrate on the instructor. Glad you found it entertaining. ;)

AVCR8TEUR said...

Andrea, it wasn't just a butt crack, it was almost the whole butt. So, yes it was disgusting.

Lilli & Nevada said...

Well you had me laughing, i too hate to see that, it used to be men, but now is moving on over to women. What do they think this is appealing?
And i hate those pants the kids are wearing that hang down to there knees and showing off there boxers.

photowannabe said...

People never cease to amaze me. How anyone could be that nonchalant I don't know. Was that class that fascinating that she didn't feel the draft?
Brother, what a picture you paint...

Oswegan said...

Ewe.

I hate VBC (visible butt crack).

I also don't like the "too high thong" look.

However, nothing is worse that the old San Franciso jeans of the early 80's.

The one's that split the butt right up the middle, basically into two butts.

~Oswegan

AVCR8TEUR said...

Lilli & Nevada, I'm pretty sure the woman didn't do it on purpose. Maybe it's new pants or new underwear she wasn't familiar with.

AVCR8TEUR said...

Photowannabe, she was wearing a sweater so it occasionally brushed against the draft so maybe that's why she didn't notice right away. The instructor was fairly dynamic, so I guess she was listening intently.

AVCR8TEUR said...

Oswegan, I don't care for the high thong look too. When I see it, I feel like I have a wedgy. I can't say I remember those pants from the 80's, but that decade was a big blur to me anyways.

Bob Johnson said...

Love your story about the bc, women are getting more into this fad lately, I was looking at your profile, Galaxy Quest is one of my fave movies too.

AVCR8TEUR said...

Bob, thanks for dropping by and commenting. After going to your blog, I can see why you like Galaxy Quest. :)

Fénix (Bostonscapes DP) said...

Gah. She pulls her underwear back up, but not her pants? Gah x 100. Poor you!

AVCR8TEUR said...

Fenix, I don't think she noticed that her pants were down. Poor me is right!

Web-OJ said...

(_|_) Cheeky story! ;-)

AVCR8TEUR said...

Web-oj, extremely cheeky! I like your version too.